Salad man

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.

2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.

3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.

What a freakin' salad man!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man

by salad_king June 24, 2021

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 18, 2014

Girl Salad

When multiple lesbians have a large orgy with lots of sexual acts involved.

"Last night me and four other bitches tosses us a girl salad."
"Let's go make a girl salad!"

by Giant Lesbian October 12, 2009

Blumpkin Salad

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

by Mike Du. May 20, 2010

Pork Salad

n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.

My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.

by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009

Salad date

A date with a new person, that is more casual than dinner, but more formal than coffee.

"We just got back from a salad date."

Can be heard on the show Scream Queens.

by Gleebic December 5, 2015

salad hair

A player who wears the "Holiday Crown" on their Roblox avatar. Salad hairs are considered online daters (ODers)

Salad hairs suck at Roblox prison games such as Jailbreak.

by RobloxBoi December 9, 2019