Safety Rules 

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.

*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!

Safety Rules by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020

safety lock 

Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands

You will not attack me! Safety lock!

safety lock by 1SS December 7, 2020

Safety Glazes

Protective glasses to prevent semen from getting into your eyes .

My friend Shane always keeps his safety glazes on when I'm around.

Safety Glazes by LollipopTom December 7, 2020

Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.

The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.

Safety squatter by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021

Safety Susan 

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

Safety Susan by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

Safety Pin 

Safety Pin is the name for our favorite baka. He’s hot. Everyone simp for him. He’s gay too.

Everyone: Safety Pin is hot
Safety pin: thanks I know

Safety Pin by TotallyNotSafetypin June 5, 2021

safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.

The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.

safety helmet by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021