Seattle

Adjective. Something lovely that reminds you of cool bands.

"Sophie R. is like totally Seattle, man."

by An Authoritative Dictionary November 2, 2009

scatty

A person who can't think straight... or just can't think.

...also, ditsy

Big brother chics are scatty

by koolmodee February 21, 2005

Cunt Swatter

A female who prevents another female from getting laid.

Similar to Cock Blocking

Coined by Dane Cook.

Girl 1: So Jill, did you finally get it on with Steve?
Gir 2: No, Amy told him I had some horrible disease.

Girl 1: That Cunt Swatter!

by Eeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz May 17, 2009

Seattle

The 206, a city in the state of Washington, rains a lot.

We make it rain in Seattle!

by FlyAway July 18, 2011

Seattle

Home of snobby yuppies and wannabe anarchists. People in Seattle take being serious VERY seriously -- practicing their frowns and blank stares all night long! Natives claim to be exceptionally green and environmental, yet somehow cannot abandon their petroleum-consuming automobiles. Seattleites love to stroke-off their superiority complex and sneer at people moving to Seattle from other states, when in reality, most of them originated from Europe. The city claims to be a precious gem of liberalism, but the NIMBYS will uproar and relentlessly blog if a homeless camp enters their sacred backyard. All-in-all, Seattle is a land of arrogant hypocrisy.

On the up side ... you will find good coffee, lots of rain and quaint restaurants here. Enjoy!!!

Q: Do you want to go up to Seattle?
A: For the amazing people?

by saveME1234 March 8, 2011

Seattle Mishap

the act of two mixed martial art fighters grappling each other, when suddenly one loses control of their bladder and pisses all over the other fighter.

The 3 time NCAA wrestling champion was disqualified from the match when he accidentally preformed a "Seattle Mishap" on his opponent.

by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

by Bro May 13, 2004