poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Dirty Satsi

Lesbian sixty-nine with men present and observe. That is, two women giving and recieving cunnilingus simultaneously while men stand by and watch.

Dude I watched jessica and chelsea doing a dirty Satsi at Adam's place. It was narley.

by Queen satsi March 29, 2019

Bleaker seats

The mid section between nose bleed section and,(OR) high nose (sideline section) of an NFL stadium seating arrangement. Preferably known as mid section seating.

I got tickets to the lions game! "Bleaker seats are the best!"

by Defiant definition November 21, 2019

Wet seats

When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.

Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.

by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020

Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.

Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"

by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020

Jesus seats

When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.

Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!

Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.

by It's that dude June 13, 2020