Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees December 13, 2015
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movie stalking

When you become so obsessed with an actor/actress that you look up their filmography on their IMDb page and proceed to watch every single movie (or tv show) that they have ever been in.
I'm seriously movie stalking Jennifer Lawrence. I'm working through from the very beginning of her career to now.

I've been sorta movie stalking Andrew Garfield. I've even seen his one-episode television appearances.
by goingsupernova December 25, 2012
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Celery Stalk

A vegetative patient who has lost consciousness for a long period of time.
Ever since the accident 2 years ago Samantha has been a Celery Stalk
by Mentro February 10, 2019
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Shade Stalk

Japanese word for penis (陰茎,) translated literally.
Fred has a huge Shade Stalk!
by Crypt Skiddie October 14, 2005
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Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
by Janetta simmons June 05, 2011
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gang stalking

anything illegal under michigan public law 256-2003 anti electronic harassment law. also "voice to skull?" that tells you an unlisted phone number which you call on a payphone that turns out to be a corrupt official, tells you who has herpes, (i love when they get in fights with eachother and rat eachother out!)and what meds thay take-ritalin causing a substance induced mania and spd, sadistic personality disorder-deriving glee from these activities.
they're gang stalking.they gang stalked me and cut me off in traffic.
by boogerpizza January 07, 2011
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Name-Stalking

Another word for looking up people's names on Urban Dictionary. A lonely and selfish task, normally done in the dead of night on the empty wastelands of plastic known as "The Keyboard". Commonly done by alisons and daniels, who are admittedly cool enough to get away with it.
Alison: "Hey Danny Boy! What's your fine self doin up in the dead of night?"

Daniel: "Oh you know, just Name-stalking."

Note: Tylers and Morgans cannot complete this action because it goes against their belief in the unity of the subjunctive universe. I would know, Im an Alex.
by Pooperscooper! November 05, 2009
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