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snake on a stick

Anyone working in the EMS field. (from the snake and staff on a star of life)
snake on a stick by Westley E November 6, 2007

Suck it till it's Purple 

(Noun) A more colorful and detailed variation of the well worn and simplistic "suck my dick" expression.
Trading verbal jabs with a fellow floor mate in the dorm Jordy perked up with a smile upon hearing Clifton's standard fare and worn out phrase "suck my dick". Countering Jordy yelled back "Oh yeah? Well suck my dick, Cliffy", took a brief pause and as if completing some verbal finishing move to the argument, finished by including "Suck it till it's Purple" fat boy.

Suck Suck Swallow

(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.

*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*
Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!
Suck Suck Swallow by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Embrace the Suck 

Verb, Military Slang: To consciously accept or appreciate something that is extremely unpleasant but unavoidable for forward progress
Staff Seargent: Hey shitbird! I've got a detail for you, follow me to the back of the latrines. *Private gets handed a shovel* Pour that gasoline and diesel over that 55-gallon drum and mix that shit up and burn it good.

Private: You want me to burn this shit and piss?

Staff Seargent: Someone has to do it, it's gotta get done and it ain't gonna be me, so Embrace the Suck private.