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by OskarRacing101 October 15, 2022

Sex Story

An erotic, sexual story to make the reader yearn for sexual activity.
Basically something you read to get you horny.
Here's one:

My girlfriend Lucy, was probably the best girl you could meet. Smart, kind and especially sexy.

She is a roommate with her best friend, but she is on vacation, so it's just us. I walk in. I walk around the house, until I hear something from a room. It's her bedroom. I walk in to see her. Her blonde hair out and draped down over her black satin dressing gown. My dick goes rock hard.

"You made it," she says, "Are you ready." She stands up and walks over to me, pulling off my jacket and shirt, as I undo her dressing gown. As it falls to the ground it reveals her beautiful body, black bra, black thong and her smooth skin.

She rips of my pants and pushes me onto the bed. We kiss passionately, and I play with her boobs. She tears off my boxers and begins to give me a hand-job. I play with her ass and boobs, while we kiss. I rip off her thong and she gives me a nod. I lick her fresh, shaved pussy and she sucks me up. We continue the 69 until we can't go anymore without the real thing. I flip her and shove my dick into her pussy. She lets out a massive moan.

Her moans are now screams of delight.

"Yass! Yass! More daddy more! Oh FUCK ME!" she cries, "I"m gonna CUM!!". The liquid squirts out of her pussy.

"OK baby." I yell as I thrust harder into her. I suddenly reach my peak and tumble down as white, sticky cum jets out of my cock.
"You like that baby?" I squeeze her naked ass and shoot out more and more cum.

This was the best night of our lives. And my sex story

by Jameseboi228 May 2, 2022

Sex story

Emily knew she was having friends over but she didn’t care. She had this feeling that had to go away. She pulled up some porn just to see if that would help.it didn’t. The urge got worse and worse until her hand went to see how wet her pussy was. She wet her finger and lightly brushed her clit; there was no going back now. She began to move her finger in circles on her clit as her pussy began to tingle.she was about to come. She was so ready, just then her best friend walked in the door. Monica saw her friend on the couch, and couldn’t resist. Monica grabbed her by the hips and began to lick her clit. Emily, came, hard in Monica’s mouth. This made Monica thrust two fingers into Monica’s vagina, forcing Emily into a shake, she let out a loud moan. “Oh my god, I’m still coming!” She yelled.

Just then, the next friend walked in the door. Mark. The girls couldnt top, so mark just stood and watched for a moment before pulling out his dick and started to nail Monica. Monica was so wet, so ready, she could not hold in the the sound of her pleasure. She reached up and grabbed Emily’s boobs as she felt marks dick hit her g spot. As she was about to cum, mark got off of her, and laid on his back. He put Emily on his dick and Monica on his face. As he licked Monica’s pussy and Emily road his cock, the two girls moaned and screamed. They both just kept coming. Finally mark came in Emily’s pussy and she screamed and came on him. Monica, barley able to hold her self up, wiggles and shook as she came one last time on Mark’s face. Then, they all staid in their possessions for a moment just to put themselves back together. The were all so amazed by the sex they had. There’s a sex story for you :)

by Letsgetit69 October 12, 2021

Cool Story, Bro

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.

Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro

by Punchrocket Piers July 15, 2009

shaggy dog story

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Sex Story

A story about sex.

He slams me up against the wall, kissing me passionately. I slide his shirt off his massive upper body, revealing his toned 6 pack. I move my fingers over his abs seductively, my hands traveling down to his trousers. I unzip his pants as he lifts my shirt over my head. I slip his pants down his thighs as he unhooks my bra. I can already see his erection bulging out of his boxers, it was like his rock hard dick was about to bust through his boxers, and as i pulled his underwear down i could almost feel it pulsating already. Soon we were both naked, and he wasted no time. he straddled my legs around his waist and slammed my back against the wall, causing his 9 inch cock to jam itself inside of me. I moan, and dig my nails into his back. He started thrusting forward, his dick getting deeper and deeper, his thrusts getting harder and harder. My boobs bounce against his chest every time he thrusts and i gasp as i feel myself start to reach my climax. “AH, BABY! I’M GONNA CUM!” I scream, throwing my head back. I let out a long sigh of pleasure as my juices flow out of me, causing my whole body to shiver. A moment after I cum, I feel his dick about to explode and I smile. “Cum in me, daddy.” I press his body closer to me and kiss him as he does so. I feel the warm liquid rush into my pussy, and I moan loudly. “A-ash..” I groan his name, and then we stay like that for the whole night, not bothering to clean up.

That was their sex story.

by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe January 26, 2021

Party Store

Detroit slang for a ghetto corner store or convenience store that sells beer, candy, booze, cigarettes, pork rinds, lotto tickets, and everything else you might need at 2 in the morning. All transactions happen through the bullet-proof window.

Let's hit up the party store so we can cash our checks and buy some forties. I need a new beeper.

by manoogs July 26, 2007