Speak to the Judge

when a woman gives a man a blow job.

John: Hey that girl isn't bad looking.
Mike: Yeah, but she isn't really my type...but if she wants, ill let her speak to the judge

by fbbmaster February 21, 2009

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

gay speak

Some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy.

5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = Shut the fuck up u dumb ass unleet dickhead!!!

by Tha guy April 24, 2005

leet speak

one of the worst languages ever invented, along with ebonics, semi english, low english, and Southern Speak.

invented by Hackers of the eighties and early nineties, usually spoken in Chat rooms, online PC games, and yes, even the prep tool of the Texting Model Cell Phones use leet speak.
very arrogant punks indeed, they think they are God or something of a higher power.

Example of Leet Speak: h4axxorz!!!111, Roxxerz, OMG, GTFO, PSO, and more

Example of Ebonics: yo, fo shizzle, dizzle, hizzie, fo sho, and more

Example of Semi English: 'We get phone to you.' or 'you too tired, take day off!'

Example of Low English: 'Me no likey this food' or 'you so crazy!'

Example of Southern Speak: 'Y'all wants some burgers?' or 'Nukuler bombs are the worse things ever invented.'

by Santino ash July 18, 2007

speaking in tongues

using your tongue to relay a spirtual message.

Billy Bob was speaking in tongues when he showed me what a Texas Taint Tickler was.

by Deborah Spicer September 21, 2006

1337 speak

The menial and unflattering, although sometimes fun, language of numbers and letters that began on internet games and forums, and has now somehow made its way into real life. "1337" is pronounced "leet", short for "elite."

omgomgomg j00 r teh sux0rz! i +0+411y pwnz j00!

by Lady Pain March 4, 2005

half-speak

To attempt to participate in a conversation while still listening to headphones in one ear, in an attempt to look cool and aloof. The action often generates contempt for the half-speaker.

"God, I'm sick of Hamish and Joseph half-speaking all the time!"

by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006