by BobFrogTheKermit March 23, 2022
Get the Snowflakemug. the unintentional and undesirable entry of snowflakes into one's mouth without any effort to capture them, usually while strolling outside in snowy conditions.
I was walking form your mom's house, minding my own business, when a flurry of unconsensual snowflakes ambushed my mouth.
by UserExtraSauce April 23, 2025
Get the Unconsensual Snowflakesmug. Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
Scenario one-
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
Get the Snowflakemug. by Alpha fiddle March 9, 2024
Get the Snowflakeismmug. A snowflake is someone who advertises that they are special and unique and therefore deserves special and unique treatment or consideration. Every snowflake is special and unique and there are no two snowflakes that are the same, hence the term. The general behavior pattern for a snowflake consists of associating with the most obscure and marginalized identity group possible which they will milk for victim points.
Contrary to popular belief, 'snowflake' does not refer to someone who merely complains or gets triggered, though there is such significant overlap between these behaviors that the confusion is understandable. There must be some sort of reference to a 'you need to do what i say because i am _____' attitude for the term to properly apply.
Contrary to popular belief, 'snowflake' does not refer to someone who merely complains or gets triggered, though there is such significant overlap between these behaviors that the confusion is understandable. There must be some sort of reference to a 'you need to do what i say because i am _____' attitude for the term to properly apply.
average human college student: 'this lecture is triggering my trauma as a polysexual neurodivergent queer person and i demand that it not be allowed.'
normal people: 'not my problem, stop being such a snowflake and get over yourself.'
normal people: 'not my problem, stop being such a snowflake and get over yourself.'
by MacSeamus February 22, 2024
Get the Snowflakemug. Something you call someone when they think they are special for doing something unimportant or saying something mainstream.
Nick: I just hate the ting goes skrra. I think it’s stupid and humanity is doomed.
Jim: You are the first person to ever say that. You are a special snowflake.
Jim: You are the first person to ever say that. You are a special snowflake.
by thetinggoeskra November 19, 2017
Get the Snowflakemug.