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meatloaf pie snatcher

Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.
I spent all last week doin' the Meatloaf Pie Snatcher.
by Rob/Brian January 9, 2006
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booty snatcher

A pirate that steals gold deblooms or other goods when the owner is not looking.

One who works as a plastic surgeon, taking excess booty from big bottomed patients in order to accumulate the biggest booty in the world.
"Thar be the booty snatcher of Wilson Bay, he stole my peg legged parrot down yonder."

"Thank goodness there are very few booty snatchers in the world, or the average amount of poop produced annually would far exceed that suggested for healthy communists by the Soviet Union."
by Jake and Chrissy May 13, 2006
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Cracker Snatcher

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.
friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"
by Martyr_T September 5, 2008
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invasion fo the booty snatchers

A misspelled version of invasion of the booty snatchers.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
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scratchies

the unshaven hair on your face, esp. annoying to a b-f or a g-f.
Stop it!!! Your scratchies are so annoying!
by MYOB May 19, 2001
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booger snatchers

Tiny fairies that come in the middle of night to exfoliate the inside of one's nose from snot and debris. Complimentary package of tissue left after every visit. Boogers are recycled for later use in the war against terrorism.

See Peter Pan, Tooth Fairy
During one of her worst colds, Tina received a visit from the booger snatchers.
by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006
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crumb snatcher

what cat will do if you turn your back on her and you leave your sack on the table ie be a crumb snatcher
cat's hustle her mainstay in life being a crumb snatcher
by aden mullen May 9, 2007
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