spammer's paradox

When a website is spammed on a forum, in which the thread it is posted in does not support spamming, nor does the original author.

Hey, go to my forums! But DO NOT spam there!

by JreZ May 6, 2004

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

smammel

Smammel is the term for all things small and mammel

It comes from the logical fusion of the two words and can be used to mean anything from:
Rats, Mice, Rabbits, Bats, Squirrels, Chipmunks and most infantile mammels.

Everything smaller than a typical house cat can be considered a "Smammel"

Guy 1: Damn, We're lost in this forest
Guy 2: Well, we are big strong men, we can survive
Guy 1: You know that there are nothing other than Smammels in this part of the woods? What will we eat?

by SonofOsiris April 24, 2008

Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients

Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.

by poyani July 2, 2007

The Slammer

A desperate attempt for someone to slam ones laptop down trying to hide the fact that they are watching porn when ones mother comes into the room

Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube

by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016

The grand slammer

The grand slammer is when you do a line of coke off a girls belly, kiss the girl, take a bong rip, take two syringes full of tequila then make out with a second girl and she slips a ecstasy pill from her mouth to yours. Then you die.

Yo man! Nick just did the grand slammer, his buddies had to take him to the hospital.

by Mickey dog November 20, 2014

Alabama Slammer

1. An prison in Alabama

2. When a person from Alabama slams on your cock

The Alabama Slammer was a neat trick she decides to use

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you April 22, 2018