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Simp.va is one of my besties and if you say they aren’t cool or anything even remotely close to putting them down then you are racist,homophobic,and transphobic quite frankly . Also any other opinion you have becomes invalid and you are nothing but a worm a good for nothing worm. Anyways have a good day love You rice! (Platonically ofc)
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Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
by Yehosher November 28, 2021
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simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.
Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."
by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021
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Simp

A simp is always defined and associated with the name fatsacker69420 b1fc he himself is the definition of the word itself. Look below for examples of this menace....
Some of the Simp's quotes include but are not limited to "guys stop leave her alone" "Just trust me bro she has no feelings for you just for me man....I PROMISE....." and of course "I must laugh to whatever my queen says"
by VRChat Moderator February 5, 2022
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simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
by juddily March 12, 2022
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SIMP

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin' like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to M to the P

the lyrics were too long
Person A : Why are you moving like that
Person B : THERE'S SIMP
by V3ND0R V3N April 7, 2022
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Simpbur

He is a simp that is wilbur and I simp for him
Me:help Im a simp for a SIMP and his name is simpbur
by Finlay.gay.com October 31, 2022
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