Shrek Time

Irrelevant yet fun banter with weirdos (friends)

Oh yasss It’s shrek time!!!!!

by Chaddie3000 December 15, 2018

shrek stew

when someone eats green shit from an arse

I gave maro a shrek stew last night

by shrekmuncher April 28, 2021

Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 December 17, 2007

watchin' shrek

A guy code for masturbation.

Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."

by Codeezy February 26, 2006

Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Shrek-Tastic

An action that is so holy and pure, that our great lord SHREK decides to send many blessings upon those who completed the action.

An adjective that you use when you are at a loss of words

Yo man, I just did a shrek-tastic front flip... I feel the blessing already!

by The Shrek Lover September 21, 2017