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smeat

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.
Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
by connor808 February 4, 2009
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shmelt

Little girls that dont know their place in life
Alex is a shmelt. She need to learn her place in life.
by Bthompson8 October 23, 2009
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Smeat

a small dick and/or an insult
Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat
by smeatleb August 22, 2011
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smeat

omg! i smeatted in my shoes
by teresa cabrera January 13, 2009
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Shmest

The type of girl you can bring home to your mom, yet still shmests around.

Bodicular rash that may be contracted when exposed to the sun.
you're not tipsy. you're not wasted. thats right, you're shmested
by shmest August 23, 2010
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shmeazy

Easy, promiscuous, whorish. A shmuck who is a playa!
Dude.......Mike is such a shmeazy manwhore!
by sethcohenisawesom January 2, 2011
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Smeaton

To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them
I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton
by Gdsafdben April 1, 2019
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