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Serve

by mrwatkins September 27, 2022
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Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025
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Serving Meat

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!
by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024
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Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
by John Conde May 2, 2023
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Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 7, 2018
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serving curt

originally from sinjin drowning. meaning when you are slaying so hard that you need to slow down on those yass gummies. Can also be, “serving cunt
“weston is serving curt so hard”
“ikr he ate that, he need to slow down on those yass gummies.”
by wes10ismy10 December 12, 2023
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