sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

heat seeking bitch

A bitch who goes out of his/her way to inflict their bitchery upon you.

Wow, have you seen Angela from "The Office?" She is such a heat seeking bitch

by brathaniel_milkington February 21, 2018

attention seeking whore

two bisses who mind their own business yet still get attacked by a wild gaylee .

andrea and amy are such attention seeking whore bisses

by b4db1ss September 26, 2019

hole sewing

when somebody cuts the edges of someones butthole and sews it back together so a scab shuts the butthole. the scab then forms skin cells and the butthole is tucked away. this leaves the victim to rot from the inside out due to the poop in their body rotting away.

steve: "wanna do some hole sewing (wink wink)
john: "unloads a bullet into his head"

by kaihatesxavier May 4, 2021

Attention seeking

Someone that hates being alone or unnoticed/invisible.

The attention seeking girl had convinced numerous people in town (especially authority figures such as police, her mother, or peers that she could benefit from) that they needed her around, so they continued to protect her without really knowing why. They had lives to get back to, since not everything was about her all the time.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Attention seeking stone

A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.

The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Attention seeking

Someone who has too much time on their hands so they decide to talk about them or do dumb shit to get people to look at them or talk about them, usually named Kiever, typically with 0-2 friends. They are willing to do everything for attention, like ruin friendships, spread rumors, start tantrums, post depressing Instagram stories and Tiktoks, etc.

These attention seekers are normally fat, hoeless, hideous, antisocial fatherless children.

Person 1: Kiever is soy annoying, he always wants to start problems.
Person 2: Ikr, he's always Attention seeking.

by Loco9888 November 28, 2021