scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it

I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen

by Peter Hung December 31, 2021

Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani

My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.

by Jumper gang June 17, 2024

scooter

adj. smooth

You have a nice taste in whiskey; but if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket - it'll be very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!

by Philandra August 11, 2021

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins

That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity

by OG Zus August 18, 2025

Scooter Greaser

An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.

Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.

by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018

Scooter

a young man who knows all the information in his department, and most likely moves up the ranks in his company starting from the bottom...

Hey that guy knows everything around here, he is a scooter for sure. I hope the higher ups recognize his hard work.

by LILI Will April 6, 2023

angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.

I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.

by Antibaby December 27, 2010