capitan safety

A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.

Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.

by Zigy October 8, 2016

National Sage Day

Give your friend sage 2 dollars!

“hey sage it’s national sage day want 2 dollars”

by C____ie November 1, 2021

post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

by mister nate July 2, 2009

Occam's Safety Guard

Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.

It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.

The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".

or

Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.

by The Infernal Machine December 26, 2011

Aspen Lynn Sage

A gremlin that posts on tiktok and likes French fries. Has over 5 mums because she’s too lovable. They’re gender fluid and use all pronouns but hes most comfortable with he/they pronouns

“Look it’s aspen Lynn Sage”

by Blues bud October 1, 2021

sage

An antiquated word meaning a man of deep mind or wisdom, carrying the capacity to give advisement within more typically the management of life or spiritual and self-realizing matters.

Tao Te Ching translated by Charles Muller
"3.4 Therefore, when the sage governs, He clears peoples' minds, Fills their bellies, Weakens their ambition and Strengthens their bones."

by Sword Guy May 19, 2008

Sageeran

a brown Sri Lankan from England who is a funny guy good with mates and stupidly annoying at times

yo that guy is such a sageeran he's my type of man ;)

by Armaan Khiroya April 21, 2017