Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.

Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.

by Lahist March 7, 2023

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

dizzy rooster

The act of running your dick around the inside of a woman's mouth before a blow job

"dude, stephanie gave me the dizzy rooster the other night, and it was great!"

by Ace Frehley July 30, 2008

Poop rooster

The more politically correct version of the "N" word describing the stupid hair, weird walk and strange smell of darker people

Hey poop rooster you can't use your ebt card for gas!

by N.anno0o October 15, 2016

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)

There's nothing like an Oven Stuffed Roaster early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Rosterfish

P.C. word for Cock sucker

That cop is a real Rosterfish!

by ssmachinist August 24, 2009

Rouster

A devastatingly potent or loud fart. A formidable bowel emission.

I tried to sneak one out but it came out loud as the morning dawn, a real Rouster. no one could deny that it was me, what with me blushing and all.

by THEpsyentist August 2, 2011