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hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
by Maria B April 24, 2004
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To juice the root

Verb. To engage in vigorous hand-milking whilst maintaining a firm clasp on the manhood.
To juice the root: Even though it was very humid and they were on a 10-day canoing trip, Jane milked John's root like she was back in grade school and made him very happy.
by JohnJ555 June 28, 2011
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Square Root

A sexual position similar to a threesome, only with four people in a square formation. Usually involving two men and two women they all lie in a square formation, with the men facing inwards and women facing outwards. So each person is giving oral and revieving oral, and no two people of the same sex touch eachother.
Dave invited his best mate and two women over to his house for a square root.
by Aeutius June 17, 2012
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Dead Root

A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, and whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
by El_Gilbartos April 11, 2006
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Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!

A term used when expressing extreme surprise
Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!
by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011
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The Square Root of 69

8 Somethin. Right? Cuz i been tryina work it oohhhhhhhh
by valbaseballer December 10, 2013
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Grab a root and grawl

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!
Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!
by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006
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