ritter

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!

by sprog74 October 25, 2009

rickerby

To wear a Naff Co 54 coat

Man, dat fella is Rickerby'd up, fo sho

by Darren Rickerby June 19, 2008

Ricer

A diagonosis for people with the inability to see past a car's true preformance potential. Limited by the belive that a 4 cylinder, front wheel drive compact car has immence preformance potential - yet fail to factor in the very high costs and mass unreliablitity of front wheel drive cars in the hopes of the car having more than 300 horse-power. The car ulimately is unstable and the engine is slowy "killing itself" from the high revolution.

"What are you talking about? That RSX-S is the best ultra-sports car in the world! It can rev to 9000rpms! You know - revs equal speed!"

by OBS April 24, 2003

ricer

A vehicle made up of a small car and a driver with an even smaller dick!!! Want muscle, buy a real car!!!

The keys for his ricer, were thicker then his pecker.

by spike77 April 9, 2006

white ricer

1.A caucasian ricer.

(Because most ricers are either asian or hispanic.)

Jon:HAHA! I'M asian, and im not even a ricer. but you're white!! That makes it so much cooler!!
Joe:I can be a ricer.. but I DO love my muscle cars...But I'm mostly an import freak.
Jon: HAHAHAHAHAH

by Asian, but not a ricer. July 15, 2005

ricers

Term given to anyone who happens to like and/or drive a Non-American vehicle and/or not like American made vehicles. Most Honda owners are used to the name Ricer, since they take most of the heat.

Some "ricers" like to build fast cars, while others would rather just have a nice looking car. It doesn't matter to the Pro-American people, for no matter what the person wants his car to be, it isn't because "its rice"

My 1969 Chevelle with 340 Horsepower and a weight of around 4grand can take any ricer I don't care what hes got.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Ricer

a jack-off mobile usually a honda that is easily confused for a SHOPPING CART at your local grocery store. usually driven by: yes, you guessed it boys and girls : JACK OFFS

vrrooom vrrrrorooom *guy in civic* maybe if i jacked off faster, this piece of s#$t will run a 10 second 1/4 mile.

by k&y September 18, 2003