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Real Music

Is any music in general. Songs, rhythm, whistling, etc.

Anything can be music, only narrow-minded pricks claim one genre is "Real Music".
Random Youtube Prick:

Man this song is real music.

Another Youtuber: Really? Then the people from Ancient Greece didn't know s*** if this is what represents "art".
by Murielle May 5, 2009
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Win a real ring

A word people that have no life and no friends on Twitter use to say to athletes that have won a championship.
Lebron:*posts a tweet*
Person that hasn’t touched a woman: Win a real ring Le0-10
by Boyboy888 March 22, 2021
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Real Nigga Hours

Jerome and his pals partied well into real nigga hours.
by huntmcd1 September 17, 2016
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real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.
by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017
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Real Funny Hours

The time of day between 11:00 pm to 4:00 am. It is comprised of being on Skype with your friends and screen sharing, collectively looking at random and weird things on the internet, such as cringe and porn.
Aaron: "It's almost Real Funny Hours!"
John: "God fucking dammit"
by You_Have_No_Idea August 19, 2017
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Real ni🅱️🅱️a hours

The realest ni🅱️🅱️a hours, for black males to communicate.
They are hanging out with real ni🅱️🅱️a hours.

What time is it? It’s real ni🅱️🅱️a hours
by ThatGuyStaleFrank January 3, 2018
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real pour

Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.
by Couch Pig February 10, 2018
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