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Law of Diminishing Remorse

The tendency of girls to become sluttier with every sexual partner that comes into their...life. A vicious/virtuous cycle (depending on who you ask) that presumably ends with taking spanish lessons just to bang Chico the gardener at age 50.

Phrasing inspired by economic theory's law of diminishing returns.
e.g. "I used to do four tequila shots when feeling frisky just to be able to excuse myself the next day for my behavior...I guess I'm already showing the effects of the law of diminishing remorse."
by true_datt October 7, 2013
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Bitch's Remorse

An apology by a woman for responding (by action, speech, or words) to some innocent communication with a level of vicious anger far, far beyond any level warranted. Bitch's Remorse usually arrives about a day after the nasty attack, when she has reflected on how utterly undeserved that attack was.
Me -- so I texted Soozie a photo of her new car and she texted me back, "You asshole! You know I don't have a smartphone! Just email it!!"
My pal -- Wow -- that's pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
Me -- yeah, but tomorrow she'll have Bitch's Remorse. She'll text me a "sorry." I might even get laid
by RoastR February 20, 2014
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The Remote Controls the Robot

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011
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remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.
by novaman November 7, 2007
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Remote-remote

When you find/leave a TV remote in a remote area.
That thing was a remote-remote. I couldn't find it anywhere!
by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010
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cialis remodeling

A term used to describe a man's unlimited efforts to clean/remodel his pad if he thinks he's gonna get laid.
Jim, will you sit the fuck down and watch the game? No way bill, gotta do some cialis remodeling, Amy is coming over after the game.
by crazy edward March 3, 2012
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boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.
"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."
by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009
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