tps reports

T P S - Total piece of shit

by jdb August 22, 2003

reboot

To accidentally or voluntarily vomit.

"After too many drinks and a big dinner, Dave couldn't help but to reboot into the trash can."

by maclaren-sf August 30, 2004

reported

Being turned in for being a dummie while showing off your 1337 HaX0r) skillz playing games, especially WoW (World Of Warcraft).

Persehphone: Hey you just ninja'd my chest, now I must slap around your sister and blacklist you from my 1337 guild you n00b.

Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.

by Derek Lewis May 22, 2005

Rebirth

a non existant band cooked up by ramzi ghazaleh/ramzi and jeff zhao

Jeff Zhao: "Rebirth ain't goin nowhere"

by JZ Theory June 25, 2003

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

Reporter

An attractive Asian woman. Comes from the program Family Guy's Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa.

"Look at that sweet ass reporter!"

by TCK82 February 8, 2008

self reporter

An imposter in Among Us who deliberately self reports in order to fein innocence.

Self reporters often have no other witnesses to the murder.

by MaybeARealWord February 13, 2022