death rattle

the sound of a penis being tossed around in a vacuum cleaner

lad 1: What was that sound
lad 2: oh just a death rattle
lad 1: oohhh, so his penis just got sucked off by a vacuum cleaner

by Sjoerd de sjoenkelman April 3, 2024

Peanutbutter Rattlesnake

Covering your dick in peanut butter while wearing a vibrating cock ring.

She doesn’t like the taste, so instead she asked me for a peanutbutter rattlesnake

by BeefStewy April 11, 2024

Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025

Mexican Rattlesnake

The term used when one farts into another's drink. Add "double shot" when the fart is a shart.

1. Karen left her drink unattended and Dave gave it a Mexican rattlesnake.

2. While giving Karen a Mexican Mudslide, Dave sharted and made it a Double-shot!

by Master of Debates March 24, 2026

Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.

"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."

by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025

Australian Rattlesnake

When you’re getting a blowjob and your partner suddenly lets loose a burp right on your shaft, adding an unexpected, dirty little tremor brewed in the depths of their gut.

Mate, last night she went down on me and hit me with an Australian Rattlesnake mid-slurp — I nearly ascended.

by Lushbeard December 4, 2025

Clam rattle

A vibrator

Tammy keeps disappearing into the other room with her clam rattle

by Jwillong December 9, 2025