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ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.
Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!
by Weaseal December 30, 2008
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Roflmfao

- And then he was just like..i want beer!
- Roflmfao
by BestGuyEver December 21, 2008
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ROFLMAOSHIGRP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off...
SO
HARD
I
GET
RECTAL
PROLAPSE
During an IM Conversation....

Chick: Haha that's funny! LOL.
Guy: ROFL
Chick: Yeah right you're rolling on the floor.
Guy: ROFLMAO
Chick: Pff...Yeah right you really laughed your ass off.
Guy: No seriously. I swear. I totally LMAO. Literally.

Chick: Liar.
Guy: Actually, I think I need to go the the hospital. I laughed so hard I think a bit of my ass just came out. It hurts, a lot.
Chick: OMG! That's called a rectal prolapse! Your rolling on the floor and laughing so hard exploded your rectum!
Guy: ROFLMAOSHIGRP (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I got rectal prolapse).
Chick: I'm so hot for you now.
by rectalprolapseman August 11, 2010
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roflacaust

a mass ownage of people that has more people dying then the holocaust but funnier then a lolacaust.
The other day I had a roflacaust when I ran around the map with a granade in my hand blowing up people.
by Karen Wagmer January 17, 2008
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roflmaocopter

1) Something is very funny

2) Someone Rolling on the Floor Laughing there ass Off in a copter
Some jumps off a building with stilts on ' ROFLMAOCOPTER '
by FrOsT_PwnZoR April 30, 2006
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roflmaoamcwba

"Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off And Mr Carpenter Would Be Angry"

Extension of ROFLMAO, primarily used in situations where the regular ROFL and ROFLMAO are not strong enough to fit the level of virtual laughter required

The Mr Carpenter refered to in the acronym is in fact Peter Carpenter, undoubtedly the most famous British comedian of the 17th century

USE WITH CAUTION
That's hillarious!! ROFLMAOAMCWBA
by Peter Noble April 7, 2005
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roflcaek

omg!!!111one roflcaek!11oneone
by ridin spinnas June 8, 2004
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