Remzoid

A Remzoid is a particularly autistic and retarded person. Remzoids get no bitches and are the oddest people on the planet .

“Rhys is a Remzoid ” said Owen in disgust

by Not a Remzoid May 30, 2022

status remorse

When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.

"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."

by swingladyA September 13, 2009

Joyful Remorse

The feeling you get after an activity that, no matter how wrong it felt, was still really, really fun.

Jim: "beating up the park mascot brought me such joyful remorse."

by mikeo6209 May 12, 2011

electro remix

Essentially taking any song in the known universe and adding a crappy backbeat to it.

Guy 1: Why is this piano music so un-catchy?
Guy 2: It must be the electro remix.

by 0/\/'/>< September 16, 2012

orgasmic remorse

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.

Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse

by hilda50 December 14, 2013

Netflix Remorse

The sick to the stomach feeling one gets after watching 44 episodes of; The Blacklist, or How I Met Your Mother, in 48 hours. The sense of your soul being sucked out of your eyes through the tv when you should be outside living.

Mark: Hey so why did you run 17 miles today?
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.

by Fuegocurtainreddrapes April 9, 2016

Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.

man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?

by Flex44 October 31, 2010