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sex race

Sex race is a competition of 4 or more people with each team consisting of 2 players. These two players can be both of different or same sex.

The first team, in which both players come to the sexual climax (commonly known as orgasm), wins.
I just wanted to ask, did you ever win the sex race?

Nah man, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 6, 2020
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viagra racing

The act of popping a Viagra and boning as many chicks as possible in a 4 hour period.
Carson went viagra racing last night and broke his record by 2 chicks
by Cumlord 69000 November 7, 2013
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race cavy

1200 horsepower Chevy Cavelier. Used to beat STI's and supercars.
Me and your mom had a grand time in the race cavy, last night faggot
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Armchair Racing

Acting like a race car driver while never having driven a race car on a track.

An automotive forum user who spends the majority of their free time researching racing products for their non-existent race car.

Research can also include racing techniques, building a race vehicle, proper configuration for said racing vehicle, etc.
Taking place in a discussion forum:

Andy says: "EBC RedStuff Brakes will not be on any (Insert race team name here) performance vehicles.

Since we are all into armchair racing on this forum, here is my current ideal race car setup: ...."

Brian replies with: "But I've read so many good things about EBC RedStuff Brake Pads online! I haven't ever used them, but I'm sure that any racer, any real racer would want to use them."
by The Ross May 5, 2012
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boat race

Face (its ryming slang)
by Giles September 23, 2003
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race bender

A white girl who dates or engages in sexual intercourse with black men. Also used but less frequently to in the opposite situation when a white male is dating or having sexual relations with a black woman.
White Girl Nicole: Hey Missy let's go to Ford Heights and get some black cock.

White Girl Missy: Okay Sis, but first let me go through mom's purse and get some money for a couple 40 ouncers. Gee, Nicole maybe we'll get knocked up this time so we can get public aid!
by Andrew January 7, 2004
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The Race

Puberty.
If someone has almost finished the race, they have almost finished puberty.
You normally begin the race 11-13 years old.
You can try to slow down the race by shaving etc.
Example of the race:

Dom. Cantwell is running the wrong race
by falseteeth October 10, 2007
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