quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008

quif

taub

you smell like lindas queeif

by gary October 29, 2003

Quaff

Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.

That little quaff better run and hide

by Big Andy D April 7, 2005

Quiffin

putting two goregous boys together as one person
causing women to cream and queef themselves

dude kym i think i just quiffin

by orgasm=love November 9, 2006

quaff

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

by owler May 27, 2009

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007

quaff

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

by Andy Power May 16, 2005