Quick Cum

Lets be honest 'premature ejaculation' sounds an balding accountant would say.

A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.

"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."

"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."

"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."

by Murphy - Permission To Cum May 20, 2009

Quickie Wiki

A brief trip to Wikipedia during class in order for the teacher or student to prove one another wrong. Originated in Br. Joe's Latin class in Akron, Ohio.

Teacher "I believe John Kerry only had two purple hearts."

Student "No way! He had three, lets do a quickie wiki and find out."

by Bob Gnarly June 9, 2008

the Quick Stop

The convenience store made famous in the Jersey trilogy of films by Kevin Smith. It is the hang out of Jay and Silent Bob and work place of Dante. Next door to the Quick Stop is RST Video where Randal works. It is actually in Leonardo and not Red Bank, which is what many people think.

Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.

Randal: Thirty-seven.

by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 3, 2003

quickie

A quickie is an act of sexual intercourse that typically skips foreplay and other convoluted means of building excitement in the sexual partner. A quickie goes straight to the point: most efficient path to climax. Male climax, that is.

- Female: I have not climaxed yet.
- Male: I thought that was the point of the quickie. You only get to cum if you make it on time.

by spookybbk October 8, 2010

Quicksilver

A game that features a bunch of dudes jerking off around a pizza. The last guy to squirt his manjuices has to eat the pizza.

"Bruce and Lance came over to play quicksilver with the boys from the club and now I have an upset stomach"

by crashngdog May 19, 2006

quickfuck

A very potent drink. Taken in shots. A guarunteed route to the floor.

Customer: Hey, can I get a quickfuck?
Barman: That'll be $20

by Courtnez November 16, 2005

quacktastic

adj., a word used to describe anything bitchin'awesome or better than having a threesome with Amgelina Jolie and Lyndsay Lohan (MMMMMM MMMMMM Good).The precedent was set by Adam Sandler that blue ducks are Quacktastic.

Pooping on a girl's chest and sticking a flag in it and claiming her for the United States is Quacktastic!

by Nick Velardi February 1, 2005