Puppetroll

An annoying faceless Internet "troll" (see sep. def.) who hides and targets people to harass and annoy in chatrooms and comment sites (i.e. YouTube") A "puppetroll" seems to be targeting people who hold or defend a specific belief system or political posture and who also are seemingly in collusion with others (of opposition discredit, defame and/or attempt to invalidate the opinions of others).

Examples: "My YouTube Video had a massive number of "Puppetroll's" today"; "The "Puppetrolls" are all over the Board Tonight eh?" "Damn you "Puppetrolls"!!" (may also be shortened to "DYP!")

by allxcast December 23, 2010

Puppy Break

When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").

Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.

by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

puppet cancer

1. A form of cancer that, when contracted, transforms you into a puppet version of yourself.
"Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. Cancer for puppets.
"Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

1. "Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. "Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

by Chris Amigo June 9, 2014

Puppo

A puppo is a puppy. Puppo are also known as puppers

Oh look a puppo

by Minisel17 June 7, 2018

Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.

My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.

by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020

Puppeted

When a person or persons, especially one in a position of authority, has been controlled or unduly influenced, by another person, group, organisation or entity.

The politicians had been puppeted by their backers.

by Pepyst June 28, 2020