Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.

Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?

by Captain Custard September 12, 2014

Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.

"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it

by AvgBro October 27, 2013

alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.

That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.

by Gambeaners November 24, 2013

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016

Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.

I want to punch a curse today at lunch.

by jack strait July 27, 2017

Box punch

To get punched in the pussy.

I'm gonna box punch that stupid bitch.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!

Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window

by Jhox September 21, 2018