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Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
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Puerto Rican Riviera

Southern part of Brooklyn also known as Coney Island. Riviera season is June til September. Signs of the season include but not limited to an increase of Honda's & Nissan's with PA, VA, & NJ temp tags parked along Surf Ave with empty Coors Light cans leading a trail to the brown sandy beach.
I saw Mexicans playing volleyball with a soccer play on the Puerto Rican Riviera last year.
by 15plus1 May 1, 2022
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Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
by Young Jazo July 9, 2018
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Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”
by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024
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disrespectful puerto rican

When you’re fucking someone from behind and put your foot on their face, typically preformed to Puerto Rican music. Walking outside barefoot for a few hours beforehand is recommended.
Bro I hit her with the disrespectful Puerto Rican last night. We’re getting divorced.
by anonymous July 9, 2022
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