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promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.
i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017
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Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened
He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here
by Limau_ais February 21, 2024
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Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022
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Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day
person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise
by Blawan June 3, 2021
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dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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