presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.

BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"

by The Presentater December 18, 2009

Preen

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

by JP May 8, 2004

Present perfect tense

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

Pregent

The black term for the word 'Pregnant'

Tyrone: Yo I got dat bitch pregent.
CJ: Word son!

by Kassanu February 16, 2007

pretenbian

A fake lesbian, a girl who acts like a lesbian but never fully commits to being one.

That Penthouse pictorial was hot but those girls were pretenbians.

by Highspeedhamish January 16, 2009

Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019