pregnancy

to be pregnant, to be in bad shit. as in, give-up-your-hopes-and-dreams-you-sorry-fuck-this-means-game-over bad shit.

"let's not talk about pregnancy. that could never happen to us."
"i'm pregnant."
".........."

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

splash pregnancy

When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it

Man, I can't believe that Stephanie got that splash pregnancy for me .

by FaZe_Pdotty_72 March 21, 2017

Pregnar

the ability to detect when someone is pregnant even if others do not realize it yet. A spin-off of "gay-dar".

My pregnar went off today in class. That girl is definitely pregnant, don't you see her little baby bump she thinks she is hiding?

by luckylupin7 November 25, 2010

Preenbooking

In the same way as one may preen their hair/nails/etc before meeting someone new that stands as a potential future mate...

Preenbooking is the same, but for ones' facebook page.

I.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. Delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or "farmville" crap.

"Ahh did you see that chick dude?!"
"Yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!"
"Sweeeett"
"Yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in"
"Boos! Dont forget your preenbooking!

by heytherejesse March 19, 2011

Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).

Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"

by Mathguy July 7, 2012

pregnancy updates

A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped

stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!

by PissedOffPatriot35 February 20, 2015

Pregnacist

A woman who is pregnant and has limitations to certain foods and objects

You can't eat hot foods, they're not for pregnacists

by Scienceislife123 April 27, 2017