bed potato

A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.

My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.

by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009

potato aim

Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.

T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.

by Undeft February 26, 2015

Potato PC

The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)

Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!

by Phasma4150 April 21, 2021

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

potato basher

Is someone who masturbates to ugly people

Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night

Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher

by Wahidman December 17, 2013

tom's potato

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

by Deeperdaddy7 November 25, 2016

scoopski potatoes

When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.

Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.

by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018