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najafali position

A sexual position where you're doing it doggy-style, on your tippy toes, with your right hand placed on your lower back for extra thrust.
"He really did a number on her performing the najafali position"

"Oh child, I love it when ma man gives it to me najafali position!"
by Alf5 February 24, 2010
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The positive z-axis.

The correct answer to the question "What's up?"

In 3-dimensional Cartesian terms, the x-axis is east and west, the y-axis is north and south, and the z-axis is up and down. So the positive z-axis is what's up.
Guy 1: "What's up, man?"
Guy 2: "The positive z-axis."
Guy 1: *rolls eyes*
by MarshoT December 1, 2009
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HOV Positive

A car that meets requirements for driving in the HOV lane.
When my wife and I drive together the car is HOV Positive.
by drbillcorcoran April 14, 2010
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positive polly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations
by Conan April 22, 2018
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Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
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mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex
I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick
by brazyon June 28, 2009
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Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.
Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.
by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009
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