pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

Popsicle

Diabetes on a stick.

Whats this say... 40 grams of sugar per popsicle? Oh well.

by The_Random_Dicthead May 20, 2019

Indian Popsicle

The act of shitting on a condom during anal sex, then sticking your finger into said condom and licking the shit on it after orgasm

“I heard that whore over there gave him an Indian Popsicle”

by wthevenisthis. January 4, 2025

Popsicle-Stick

A joke so corny and overused, it belongs on a Popsicle-stick

"6 was afraid of 7, cause 7, ate, 9."

*Groan...* "That joke's has to be a Popsicle-stick!"

by angryzoomer November 11, 2019

blue popsicle

Overly sexualized (but not outright NSFW) fanmade art of characters. Most commonly used to reference art of said character sucking on a popsicle, but can be used for any general sexualized fanart. Derogatory.

I just saw a blue popsicle on twitter of a random anime character. my day is ruined.

by blueberrywafflez April 3, 2025

popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.

damn lauren your popsicle breath stank

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Persian Popsicle

The act of freezing a wet rope and putting it up your ass

I love doing the Persian Popsicle.

by WILLARD DEAN March 15, 2024