The day after Superbowl Sunday.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
Pat: Hey man, you taking off of work for National Poop Day?
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
by K-Slice33 February 25, 2011
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Al (waking up on bathroom floor)- What? Where am I?
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!
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Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.
Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.
Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.
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