Poings

In a competition ‘for points’, “poings” refers to a very, very small amount of points given for very irrelevant reasons. The purpose is to award people who are not faring well in the competition and giving them just a little something to prevent emotional breakdown. Essentially “pity points”.

“Wow, this person is losing miserably and looks like they are about to cry. Let’s give them two “poings” for insert any completely irrelevant reason to make them feel a little better.”

by KatLuvsCats May 29, 2020

piningitis

The inflammation of the heart because of an intense act of pining for someone/something.

It can be caused by longing for someone who can't be yours and, etc.
Its effects are swelling, hard to breathe, having hallucinations that maybe they love you back and, etc.

Adam had piningitis when thinking about Karen.

by piningatsumu June 9, 2020

Ponging

When a man has his hands in his pockets and starts smacking his testicles back and forth, imitating a game of ping pong.

Jessica: Did you see John over there with his hands in his pockets?
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!

by yao mommmmmmmmma September 25, 2020

Poping

Poping (poe-ping) : A word used after someone gets done ranting about some real ass shit.

“Damn did you hear what Declan just said?”
“Yeah he was poping”

by Seaba$$ September 30, 2020

Ponging

Ponging is when you are having sex with a girl and you pull out and immediately pop a ping pong ball in her vagina. She then does a kegel to release the ball, you grab a solo cup and she must make it in or you will not continue to have sex with her.

My girl was ponging so hard last night she got every cup in the pyramid.

by Sillygirly1234 October 26, 2020

Pining

When a character in a show decides that sex with another character is worth striving away from the very important task they are trying to achieve. Coined after Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager. Otherwise known as thinking with your d*ck.

Even though he was undercover on a top secret mission, Jonathan could not resists pining the mafia bosses wife.

by littleowlegion November 23, 2020

pooning

scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning

I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!

by Catapillar with horns January 4, 2021