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ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points
Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.
by alinic73 April 20, 2010
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50 points for Gryffindor!

Orgasmic exclamation uttered when fucking a guy who looks like the spitting image of The Boy Who Lived. Either you're role playing, or it just comes out involuntarily when he shoots his gunk inside you. Used by straight gals as well as gay guys who love the kink of bottoming for a Potter lookalike.
"Damn, I'm so close... ooo ahhh uhhhhHHHH!"
"Oh baby... 50 points for Gryffindor!"
by Bärli May 28, 2016
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40 pointers

“40 pointers on your hoe ass” -Love drugs and sex boogie wit a hoddie
by Kkeiraaa August 21, 2019
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Roblox Breaking Point

Some dumb-ass game where you sit at a table and kill the bastards next to you.
Adam: Hey dude wanna play Roblox Breaking Point?
Josh: Fuck naw, they always pick me and I always lose
Adam: You need some milk boiii, its just a game
Josh: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Adam: Uno reverse card.
by GamersHomeYT February 23, 2021
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Bay Point

West Pittsburg California.They changed the name.Its hella ghetto and very diverse.
by 2peace September 10, 2007
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Pointless

I got one question for you, buddy.

Why ARE you looking at this?!
Isn't it what you know it is?

Isn't it POINTLESS??!!
Why'd they put a gate for a lawn that isn't barred?!
POINTLESS!!!
by ThenewURL August 31, 2016
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Man Pointz

Man Pointz is the term for receiving pointz for completing tasks that are definitively manly.

Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)
- "Dude, you get 5 Man Pointz for getting the number of both of those girls at the same time"
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".
by The First BSD April 21, 2010
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