alabama ear plug

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug

I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

Cop a plea

To offer an unsatisfactory explanation after being called out.

"I address you and every time you cop a plea."

by lachi music September 12, 2018

Plastic Wrap Special

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.

“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018

obama please

With Obama being considered a black man by most, It's the same as, 'nigger please'.

What's up my nigger? Who you callin nigger? You nigger! Obama please!

by Ball333 November 27, 2013

plakata

Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.

When you go deep, you went plakata.

by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Plompy

A bat eared fox

Must be rotated regularly

Sir, please rotate the Plompy

by endlessLake March 5, 2021