Pirate Houdini

a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.

Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back

Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.

Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg

Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!

Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"

Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"

Mike-"Sure Did!"

by The Bitch February 16, 2007

Pirate

1. One who drinks rum, get angry, and stab things.
2. A sailing criminal who, sails on a ship, steals from other ships, lives without any law:only a set of morals, survives on goods stolen from other ships/ports.

1. "Yeah, he got mad, grabbed a large kitchen knife and killed those stuffed animals."
2. See such movies as Hook, Peter Pan, or Pirates of the Caribbean.

by Levi Light September 28, 2005

Pirates

Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.

Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.

by Charlotte January 1, 2004

spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

pirate participant

Describing anybody who imposes on an engagement without invitation or registration.

One pirate participant was disqualified from the marathon upon finishing on the account that he was too cheap to pay the registration fee for an official number.

by redrunner777 January 20, 2007

protein pudding

Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.

Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.

by Viagra Falls July 5, 2008

Protein Bullets

when you hit someone, preferably in the face, with splooge.

I shot your wife with protein bullets after she sucked my dick!

by D1(|< $|\/|00t June 3, 2010