Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

kai piper

Slang for smoke weed

Used in nz by parent's

Son dad's going for a kai piper

Mainly used so kids don't accidentally snitch on you at school

by Some weed April 24, 2024

Piper

Piper

Piper

by anonymous June 23, 2022

Piper

Piper is a professional complainer. She can find literally anything to complain and throw a fuss about.

“Piper complains so much.”

by eggheadsteve April 28, 2023

Will Piper

A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children

“Omg! It’s Will Piper!”

by Kebbanjie04 December 13, 2022

Piper Rockelle

A YouTuber and singer.
Songs include Tea Party and Butterflies

Piper Rockelle needs to make an album

by thecharacterwannie June 09, 2022

piper

piper is the type of person that is brutally honest in the best way, she will make you laugh at a moments notice, she is gorgeous and doesn’t need a boy to be happy. she is independent in the best way possible, and she is the best friend that someone could ever have.

baha i love you so much piper you make my day.

by .r.u. April 04, 2020