french bread pizza

A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.

Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.

Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!

by NotAustinISwear July 8, 2010

pizza

Pizza is the sexiest food ever made!

Mmmm pizza! <3

by HiSabby February 9, 2009

Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

by Sistergoldenhair May 11, 2009

Pizza Theory

A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.

Guy 1: How was it?

Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.

by Goingreen April 27, 2009

Pizza Eclipse

The blockage of light caused in the refrigerator by an unfinished pizza box, placed too closely to the ceiling.

"I can't find a damn thing in this fridge... this stupid pizza eclipse has got to go, somebody finish this pizza."

by M. Bonomini January 10, 2009

Pizza Sweats

Pizza sweats are just as the name would imply; occurring when a person eats so much pizza perspiration will run from the individuals brow so profusely it must be wiped with a napkin and/or sleeve/forearm.

As Christian bit into his seventh slice of pizza perspiration began to bead on his brow. He realized what was happening and acted accordingly.

Christian - "Woo-eee, it looks like, I've gotten the pizza sweats again." and wiped is forehead using a Little Caesar napkin.
Brandon - "That's funny when I eat a lot of pizza I start sweating too."

by Lil' sizz' December 29, 2013