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University of the Philippines

The premiere university in the Philippines home to the Philippines' best students. People usually attach negative connotations to this university on the grounds of ignorance and close-mindedness.
I am not from Ateneo, I am from the University of the Philippines.
by juandelacruzanonymous December 21, 2012
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The Philippines

Another term for a persons behind.

'Damn girl, turn around. Let me see them philippines', 'Do like the marines: Invade the philippines'

See also: booty, ass, butt
'Damn girl, turn around. Let me see them philippines'

'Do like the marines: Invade the philippines'
by jglenn9k October 11, 2018
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bye philippé

Like Bye Felicia, but specifically to call out toxic masculinity. Bye Philippé is used to exit a conversation in which a male-presenting person is unable or unwilling to hear and validate what a female-presenting person is saying in spite of the scientific and/or academic evidence presented. A female-presenting person uses this term when it is clear that the premise of the conversation is that she should be doing all of the emotional labor and carrying all of the burden of the emotional comfort and percieved emptional safety of the male-presenting person.
I see that, in spite of all of the evidence I have presented, you are continuing to insist that I am wrong because that is not how you percieve the world in spite of the fact that we are discussing womens rights; Bye Philippé
by DirtygirlMarie May 7, 2018
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phillip tremblay

just a scwuffy teenage-AH dat tinks he hates his dad, but he just says it because hes a teenage-AH.
oh, i dont know about dis one phiwwip!
by normwah June 22, 2003
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Phillip

Is a strong,handsome and smart boy an never fails to make someone day better.His eyes are so true, you can look straight into him and see his soul, you can see any worry, feel pain he feels and see them shape as he smiles. Phillip is a great kisser! He always tries to please his partner, especially in bed.Phillip has a fat dick an know how to fuck a girl right.An he knows how to eat a girl pussy right.Phillip is straight to the point an not afraid to say what's on his mind.He may not talk alot but is feelings for his partner is very strong.Any girl that is his is the luckiest girl in the universe.Phillip is honest to the people he feels like he can trust.But to his partner he is very very loyal an not afraid to show it.Even though people may not like him because he will take your mom and your girl he dosent care he more worried about his partner most of the time. No words in the human dictionary can describe this pleasant young man he is perfect in almost every single way.
#Phillip is the best boyfriend ever

#Phillip is the best
by Tasty daddy January 3, 2019
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philippines

The Philippines is ruled by two main tribes...
The Gamers and the Gangsters... (the minority is composed of bugoys, parents and polititians)

those two tribes isolated each other until the great god Marcos gave them the "human female". the gangsters wanted sex slaves while the gamers wanted goddesses to be worshipped... then the great war started, the gangsters grabbed 80% of the females the god Marcos gave philippines, leaving the gamers only with 20%... the gamers trained the females with the art of DotA, counter-strike and diablo2, then the gamers launched their offensive again the gangsters
in the decisive battle on netopia, the gamer force was defeated by the gangsters application of drugs that turns idiotic retards into frenzied berserkers! massive damage was dealt and the gamer force retreated! then Level-up games released Ragnarok online... the great wave of enlightenment converted a great amount of gangsters and "bugoys" into gamers! the gangsters countered the wave by making people listen to black eyed peas and other rapcrap, but they didnt succeed because a few elite female gamers of the anti-rap police tracked down Colonel General Mr.RapGuy of the gangster army and assassinated him! the gangster army collapsed because those idiots cant breath if they arent listening to music... the gamers left the remaining alone because it is against the gamer code rule #54 "do not pwn the losers, for they shall pwn themselves"... but... that was their undoing... the gangsters took over ABS-CBN and GMA
they used filipino dubbed dragonball anime as propaganda by changing every other word into "gangster". the great plan was a "success", children all over the land... died...
the gangsters were shocked by the results... desparate, they
secured nightclubs, malls and parks.
gamers can no longer go to malls and buy cds, the gamers were pissed. They hijack the phone company and removed all the dial-up connections of the gangsters. the gangsters no longer have a source for their retarded music plus eons of buttsex that gave them various STDs let them to extinction... the country is now free from the plague of hip hop and gamers across the land roam free!
-deadtim, great historian of the philippines
The philippines is awesome, if you dont think so you'll get AIDS!
by deadtim November 10, 2008
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philippe

1. Sin philiPE no hay carrete

2. Washito Rico

3 . Turns water into beer

4. has never seen weed
Philippe has never seen weed
by lodokdj September 10, 2018
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