Phil Collins 

Phil Collins is a gay faggot and sings like crap!
Especially the Disney songs like tarzan!!!

Kayla: What the hell is this crap!?!?
Matt: Its Phil Collins! Hes hot as don't bag him!
Kayla: Ok this is shit im going to kill you now!!
Matt: Oh no im dead!

Phil Collins by Phil Collins Hater December 1, 2006

phil williams 

a guy i know! who sleeps! he likes to talk dirty!

G dont stop, its nice!

phil williams by G April 8, 2005

phil aiken 

Phil is Clay's cousin. He looks just like Clay, but a little redder and with more auburn-like shade of hair. He is about the goofiest guy ever and laughs in the most obnoxious way possible. He owns his own painting franchise and dedicates half his life to asking people to paint houses.

Phil is also a genius. He understands the meaning of life. He knows nonlinear third order statistics like the back of his hand. He can take the inverse fourier transform of just about any graph he sees.

We all know a few Phil Aiken's. The one I know goes to Johns Hopkins.

1. "Holy shit, you got a perfect score! Are you Phil Aiken?"

2. Yo, that guy looks just like clay! But he's not clay. Is he Phil Aiken?

3. HWAHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (phil aiken's laugh)

4. "Those are pretty ambitious plans, but you know we all can't be Phil Aikens."

phil aiken by Jason Chiang April 28, 2005

Phil Target 

W. Philip Target II is the CEO and founder of Target Corp.

You have heard of Charles R. Walgreen, Sr. of Walgreens, Fred Meijer of Meijers, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart. No one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should "Expect More and Pay less". This man is a retail genius, his name is Phil Target. People everywhere are butchering his family name and pronouncing it like it is French. It's time to give this man credit. . .I present to you W. Philip Target II.

Phil Target by the wolf-man February 12, 2008

Phil Therrien

Phil Therrien is when an induvidual has reached a point in their life where they have become MASTERCHIEF.

Johnny made a mistake on his essay, and thought to himself, "Man, I'm pulling a (Phil Therrien."

Phil Therrien by Vanessa, i love u March 30, 2009

Phil Stephenson

A person with short legs.

Had to buy a special bike because the guy at the shop told him he couldn't ride the adult cycles. "Hey mate you've got the Phil Stephenson problem"

Phil Stephenson by JarlTimber February 12, 2010

Phil Webster

A mix between Dr. Phil and Webster's Dictionary. In other words, a fucking know-it-all.

Keith: Did you meet Tim at the party last night?
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.

Phil Webster by Buster Morecock July 15, 2010