Perving

1. The act of being a pervert
2. Akwardly staring at someone knowing that they can see you, and yet you continue.
3. Checking someone out who CLEARLY does not recipricate your interest.

Why is that guy perving on me? He's like 40.

by anorexicseacow August 9, 2010

Perverb

A perversion of a popular proverb that shares its name with a word game played by children. Oftentimes mistaken for an actual proverb by elderly citizens.

Also defined as "the stupid man's proverb."

Perverb examples:

Child 1: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, you can lead a horse to water!

Child 2: Hahaha. Let me try: A penny saved is a penny worth a thousand words.

Old Man: Kids these days. So damned intelligent.

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*During a round of Nazi Zombies*

Dempsey: Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Omayeah April 8, 2011

Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.

Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"

by wingwax August 11, 2009

Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

by Slick James April 19, 2010

perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011

perverseverance

-noun

steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.

Paul McCarthy's dogged, decades-long perverseverance has earned him a place among the 21st century's most important artists.

by Tiahlm April 2, 2008

Pervert

a person who thinks of nothing but sex, and who relates everything around them to intercourse; someone who you can barely have a decent conversation with cause they're either a) staring between your legs b) making constant perverted jokes or c) attempting to rape you

Innocent person: I hated the test today! It was so HARD!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.

Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!

by likeyoucarewhatmynameis April 25, 2010