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Ninja Penguin Buddy

(AKA NPB) When someone sneaks over to your house at 3 in the morning to put a penguin, of any sort, on your balcony using ninja skills. This is usually done to show someone that good things do happen to good people. If the penguin is accepted by the receiving person then the two become Ninja Penguin Buddies.
Dude, have you met my Ninja Penguin Buddy yet? He is totally legit.
by Anonymous Ninja13 January 12, 2009
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Club Penguin

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.
Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.
by mr. hammertime August 23, 2009
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pendulum case

This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!
Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
by captain keys November 16, 2006
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Carolina pendulum

The act of having sexual intercourse with two women at the same time. In order to facilitate this a man wears a strap on backwards while positioning one of the women in front of him and one behind him. He then proceeds to move back and forth, similar to the motion of a pendulum.
Wow those twins have been hanging out in your room a lot lately whats the deal? What can I say, they can't get enough of the Carolina Pendulum.
by Theduster January 31, 2008
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pengalicious

Pengalicious - Means Kieran my fiance, Who is gorgeous, fit as fuck, sexy, gd lookin, lush an soooo much more :p
Me talking to Kieran; " Your Pengalicious "
by kierans wifey hehe December 5, 2012
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Penguin

IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.
by Sites May 9, 2005
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